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The highlight of your day is being reminded that one time, Shaquille O’Neal was in a movie called Shazaam where he played a genie who, you are pretty sure, came out of a boombox to grant the wishes of a small, sassy African-American boy. This reaffirms your longstanding conviction that the oft-maligned nineties truly were [...]
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year two thousand and seven
01Jan07
As of 2:50 a.m., January the first, year two thousand and seven, these are the things I would like to do before I die.

1) Master a deadly martial art (until able to pass, at will, as mysterious hooded ninja type figure).
2) Become a (part-time?) drummer for an eighties-style synth-oriented band, the lead singer of which [...]
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